Good advise for all you men!!

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.




Tell this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Tell this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

What can I say ... it totaly true .. i have read this before ... and suddenly in my life there are 90% less conflicts. :DDDD

hmmm kira:
if a man is talking in a forest, and there are no women to listen to him...has he twisted anyway? :DDD

You gotta love Karni...

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. tremble with fear, generally wet myself

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.question what she means by 5 mins then realise the errors of my ways, tremble with fear, generally wet myself

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.tremble with fear, generally wet myself

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!tremble with fear, generally wet myself

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)tremble with fear, generally wet myself

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.tremble with fear, generally wet myself

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.Think about it all day long, then tremble with fear, generally wet myself

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!tremble with fear, generally wet myself

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.tremble with fear, generally wet myself

9 years and still going strong, we get married in May, happy days.