New WoW Class

I think that WoW really need a new class...and i know which class:

ITALIAN CLASS!

General abilities

1) Incresed tanning ability (+5)
2) must wear sunglasses (if u don't u have -10 spirit)
3) This class can do any kind of job but doesn't feel like doing any of them
4) Can eat, drink and laugh at the same time
5) Need to rest every 30 minutes
6) Improved football (+10 running speed in Football battleground)
7) Can change haircuts
When stuck in combat has 1% chance to lose sunglasses on hit

Special abilities

1) Girlfriend stealing (steals to any male character his girlfriend) (rank 1, 2 ,3)
2) Improved girlfriend stealing (steals to any male character his girlfriend and his mount (cars don't exist in wow))
3) Conjure pasta (restore no health but makes u feel good)
4) Conjute pizza (restore 2000 health in 27 seconds but gives you -10 agility for 30 min (makes u feel sleepy))
5) Conjure italian coffee (+10 nervous, +100 Xp gained from girlfriend stealing)
6) Improved Idle (if you don't do anything for one hour you have +10 stamina and +10 agility for 10 min)
7) when stuck in improved idle has 5% chance to Yawn giving all warrios party members +10 rage every 2 sec for 5 min.
8 ) Seduce (AoE, makes any female character to run around in circle, incapacitating the targets for 30 sec) (45 yard range, 5 minutes cooldown)
9) Stallion form (completely useless, just good looking)


so...what do u think? how would be an English Class?

ENGLISH CLASS

General Abilities:

1. Superior attitude (Even though the Empire died over 100 years ago)
2. Cannot wear anything but an England shirt
3. 10% bonus when in combat with Scottish
4. Inability to see the rest of the world laughing at the fact we have a Royal Family with 1950's dress sense
5. Curry eating +15%
6. Racial ability - No culture. Can absorb any other Nations culture with a 20% bonus if they're Islamic
7. Generally act like they want to be the next State of the USA

Special Abilities:

1. Farts
2. Alcohol
3. Obesity
4. Chips
5. Cockney Wanker (Doesn't really do anything just makes you an annoying Twat)
6. Drunken Kicking. Nobody dishes out drunken head-stamping like an Englishman.
7. Island Xenophobia. (+25% Suspicion when dealing with anyone else except English people)
8. 'The National Coach' Effect. When in charge of a group of 11 men provides the general inability to anything right causing the National media to go on a Witch-hunt until you have hanged yourself or your head turns into a turnip.

I bow before Karn and Ipos. Well done ... well done


only that i dont identify myself with any:
need some special abilities to include:
Racial:
1. Indian godship - ability to write, play, watch tv, drink and eat at the same time (passive)
2. Speakin in riddles - ability ti say every 5 minutes sometin that none will understand (passive)
3. Fury - ability to make Hedronn every 30 minutes furious, coz he in the same room as Valnim (passive)

well done guys.

Karn forgot the italian ability's following...

the "Mama is best" skill.. gives +10 annoyance and -10% intellect (also becomes immune to silence spells)

Ipos forgot ...

The hooligan ability. + 10 strength and stamina , reduces intellect to - 20, immune to all water based attacks, all bleed effects are doubled.

Quote :

"Mama is best"

how could i forget!!!

and ipnos also forgot:

conjure Tea (requires tea leafs)