Two English businessmen

Two Englishmen (businessmen in London) were sitting down for a break in
their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a
few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going
to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish
accent asked

'Whit are ye sellin' here ?'

One of the men replied sarcastically,

'We're selling arse-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said,

'Yer doin' weel ... Only two left!'

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