Karni is Splinter!

Were you once a 7 stone weakling?
Did you ever get sand kicked in your face?
Did you ever wish you were attractive to the opposite sex?
Did you ever want to better yourself?
Did you ever wish you could be the hero on his valiant steed dispensing truth, justice and the Crusaders way (at the business end of a very sharp object)?
Did you ever want to learn the ways of the force and become a Jedi like your father?

yes?

Then speak to Master Karni, the sensei of senseless slaughter.

Case Study: EggContessa.

Before coming under the tutelage of the master, EggContessa was a frankly pathetic specemin, creeping around Azeroth looking for mobs at least 2 levels below her and toiling to dispatch them without needing a couple of long trudges from the graveyard. A PvP disaster from a class other classes endlessly whine about being over-specced who used to grumble the only way she'd manage to gank herself a horde would be to creep into durotar and hassle the level 5's. A woman who at level 48 came off worse against a lvl19 troll mage, in bloody Elwynn forest!!!! An indecisive creature who couldn't get the hang of PvE as a hybrid affliction/destruction warlock, an affliction warlock, or demonology warlock (now you begin to see where the lack of gold came from).

After even a short chat with the Maharishi MangleMobsMalevolantly during which they discussed the ancient eastern philosophy of casting your DoT's in the correct order to have them finish synchronously (more or less) and use them as part of the martial art known as 'Draintank-Fu', EggContessa began to discover she could manage feats she never thought possible before, opening cans of whoopass she would have toiled to before without the aid of using a chainsaw as a tin opener. Laughing with girlish glee as she ran about getting afflicted mobs to follow her knowing all the time that they were already doomed and she was already replenishing her mana for another heinous act of senseless violence.

Karni, you are a GOD, and we are so priveleged to have you in our guild.

to sumerise:

thx Karni for helping my know what to do.

Temujin wrote:

to sumerise:

thx Karni for helping my know what to do.

well. nearly.

1: It's summarise
2: It's me not my (unless you are from Hawick)
3: It's more a case of ' I am completely pish at this game and heaven only knows how in the hell i got by til Karni bailed me out. Thank you so much, you are a very greatly appreciated member of this guild and as an Italian quite forgiven for the horrendous display of hacking, diving, amateur dramatics, emotive hand flapping at the referee, and (most insufferably of all:) display of better footballing skills i had to sit through during the last Italy v Scotland world cup qualifier.'

Rob you may TRY to introduce succinctness and brevity to my posts but it is a futile endeavour. I can only suggest you make yourself comfortable, crack open a beer and have some nibbles in hand next time.

ok spelling is not my strong point

and i just like trying to annoy you....i have no idea why.....i think its because you throw wobblies quite often