OK, i have a serious problem with a fekkin flea ridden murderer next door.

First of all, i dont mind cats, AS LONG AS THEY DONT SHIT IN MY GARDEN!!

The final straw was tonight when my son picked up a cat shit thinking it was a stone, and later the bastard (cat) actually dug up one of my rhodi shrubs.

Has anyone got any ideas on how to deter them, ive tried everything form pepper to granules to water bottles.

I get on well with my neighbour and dont want to fall out over it.

Shotgun, if the neighbour complains...
Shotgun, if the police complain....
Shotgun, ad infinitum.

As an alternative, grow curry plants round the edges of your garden or buy some lion dung/manure. I think the zoo sells it, seriously. Or google lion manure.

Hello all

Mark have you spoke to your neihbour about it, my next move would be based on their reaction..

If they say "well I can't help what it does, nothing I can do"
Then the only solution is to lay down a juicy bit of steak with a good dose of something highly toxic inside, and THAT cat will never do it again..
I'm kidding I like cats too, and wouldn't be able to do that.
just imagining the look on Cindy's face, thinking "you cruel bastard"
Depends on how much you value your garden i sps.

Good luck with that one mate, sounds like a load of fun..

PS I loled at the lion dung, nvr heard of that, nice idea though.

tried this when i got home




http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks1/index.html


loads of amusement

lion dung is real......failing that a small but really nasty dog




like this little cutie!


P.s. thas a real dog btw (ugliest one in the world)